January 2011
My birthday on the other hand,
shares the same day with Happiness Happens Day and Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. SO I BETTER SEE HAPPY PEOPLE AND ZUCCHINIS ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day
Is on the same day as my cousin’s birthday. Guess who’s getting loads of bubble wrap on their birthday.
You're not real.: Caking on makeup, even while... →
doheee:
All that foundation accentuates your dry spots and any pore problems you may have. Especially when you’re in the sun. Your eyeliner will smear and the false eyelashes pull at your natural ones, making them harder to grow. Your mascara has fallout. Your eyeshadow eventually falls down your face…
Watchhellothereworld:
coolepilepsy:
weaseltotheface:
mmmblop:
xoxomahaaha:
Mind Blown.
karebears:
HOW THE FUCK?
wtf
someone tell me how this works plz ._.
Son of a…
WTF IS THIS
HOW
WHAT
When you hear a song you haven't heard in a while
When you first hear the song, you’re like:
But then you slowly start remembering the beat:
You’re surprised you still remember all the words:
You start belting out the lyrics:
It’s just a party from then on out:
sooooooooo true
and you wonder why i never accepted you as my...
dianamae:
dont say shit you dont know. dont tell my mom she’s wrong. and especially dont say that i faked cried cuz i sure as hell didnt fucking cry for your ass. i cried for grandma. oh and good job bringing up the past no wonder why karmas such a bitch to you right now huh?
poo chii you could only imagine wtf she told my mom when i got home.
pff girl please i no
A normal Asain party.
Ladies- Sit around talking. Catching up, gossiping.
Mens-Get drunk, laugh loud, talk, sing karaoke
Teens- Stay in one area, eat , talk.
Little Children- Running around and screaming like there’s no tomorrow.
Grandparents- asking “are you hungry?” ” Did you eat yet?”
Girls with the same face in every picture.
fuckyeahlaughters:
guys do it too.
Things that didn't happen on my 10th Birthday
findyourlight:
candidcaleb:
Receive my very first Pokemon to start my quest to become a Pokemon Master.
I thought it would all be okay, because, hey, I could still become a witch the next year.
Didn’t happen.
One more! I love looking these up.
St. Cecilia of Rome is the patron saint of music. She was arrested for basically being a Christian and was to be suffocated by steam. So, they put her in a bath and lit fire, but she didn’t even break a sweat. Thus, she was ordered to have her head cut off. While she was singing, the man cutting her head bashed her neck with a sword three times, but couldn’t behead her and left her...
St. Maximilian Kolbe
“On July 31, 1941, in reprisal for one prisoner’s escape (World War II), ten men were chosen to die. Father Kolbe offered himself in place of a young husband and father. Leading other prisoners in prayer and song, he was the last to die, enduring two weeks of starvation, thirst, and neglect.” Not to mention, he lived so long with starvation that Nazi soldiers had to inject him...
Beauty attracts, personality keeps.
Oh gosh. My dog is going crazy after his shower.
EVERYBODY RUUUN!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!
when i want to download a song but don't...
saarahsaaril:
fyeahadventuretime:
Credit
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
St. Mary Goretti
Patron saint of purity, rape victims, and teenage girls. One day, her eighteen year old neighbor Alexander grabbed her and tried to rape her. After Maria told him that she would rather die than lose her virginity, he stabbed her fourteen times. She died when she was at the young age of twelve. Alexander didn’t look for forgiveness until he had a dream where he was in a garden with her. ...
My grandma didn’t want me to meet her friends because of the way I looked today. That really hurt.
Watchmissarielmarie:
whitebreadd:
abriannebrooke:
y0urstruly:
mcflyy:
lammiie:
press play
click on the video, and drag your mouse
mind = blown
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE, THE SONG IS AWESOME IN ITSELF!!! O_O
THIS IS CRAZY.
THIS IS SO FREAKING COOL, AND I LOVE THE SONG TOO UGHHH
omg im controlling the world I THINK I AM GOD
Woahhhhh. <3
im flying jack, IM...
DONE WITH FINALS!
hello-josh:
I am a girl. When I'm not around people I wear...
I think i failed my math final.
AND IM .1 POINT AWAY FROM AN A- IN ENGLISH AFTER THE FINAL AAAUUUUGGGH FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Finals week sucks.
i have a borderline A- for english, so if i don’t do well on the final im going to feel horrible after. i cant end the semester with a b. other than that, planning to go to cheesecake factory on friday so it’s going to be fun! :)
Jessy
you’re an idiot. move out or get a fricken car and leave to your little community college.
Got my first mickey hat yesterday :)
